A final email to them

After four emails overnight giving me two more days to pay the money and pretending to pass the blame from one to the other. Being upset with me because the courier may lose their fictitious contract with the none existent lottery board.
I have decided to end this one with this email titled 

THE END

Dear Scammers

If you honestly think that I believe any of the emails that you have sent me,

you must think that I am stupid, I’m NOT 

The email address that I replied from was not in use at the time of the supposed

draw so it is not possible for it to have won any money in an email address lottery. 

You cannot win money if you don't enter a competition so stop wasting your time 

trying to extort money from me.

I will say this you have given my friends and I some laughs over the last few days

with your lame attempts at trying to make Nutty part with her money (she does not exist) 

By the way the emails have been forwarded to the police to investigate further.

Your marks for this scam attempt

Believability                                        0/10

Getting the facts right                          0/10

I think it’s time to give up you have failed the course

NOT FALLING FOR THIS 

Get it    I am not falling for this scam so stop wasting your time




Will they give up !!!!

LETS SEE WHAT THIS REPLY DOES

STARTING TO GET BORED WITH THEM NOW 
So lets see if this gets a response 




Susan Michael & Make Anner

I have just received both of the emails together and I find your tone very upsetting
I have been trying to be as helpful as possible but you have made me wait for four
days before sending me the bank account details. It is now impossible to send any
money before Monday 16/04/12 as the banks are now closed for the weekend.
This means that I will be unable to collect my winnings.

I think this has been a deliberate policy on both your and Mr Anner part to defraud
me of my winnings and I will be taking that matter to the police tomorrow morning
and giving them all of the emails that have been sent between us.

Do not bother to reply as all further emails will be forwarded to the police without being read

NOT FALLINGFORTHIS

LAST CHANCE / BANK ACCOUNT !!

In every indication it’s now clear that you are not ready to receive
your cheque as I told you before come rain or sun Shine on 16/4/12 I will
surely retune your cheque to Mr. make Anner, why do you complain about us to
him now he is threaten threatening to terminate our contract with the lottery organization
just because of your complaint.


You were asking for the bank account details which I sent to you, up to now you
have not make made the payment then why what else do you want? Or What are you waiting for?
Or you think we are going to keep your cheque forever. do I care below is the 
account number again, peeved I know I have sent it to you before so you
wouldn't have any excuse. if I send it back you only have yourself
to blame not me. Well I won't be getting it any way so what does it matter!


This was the previous email that was not answered for 6 hours before the one above arrived 


Dear N.O.T Fallingforthis

Fallingforthis we can not change our price just because you no I thought not and for
Your info we are local delivery services and we have international
delivers that deal with other country like your which we have an
agreement with so there is no way we can allow any other like Fed Ex
as you rightly mention and we are not just delivery only your cheque
there are other document we are having with us that are going along
(1)cheque (2)payment approval certificate (3)insurance certificate
,(4)clearance document .ETC. Trying to justify an extortionate price 

Now you can use the account of our customers / secretary and make the payment.

NAME OF THE :FIRST NATIONAL BANK SOUTH AFRICA exists 

Account holders Name : ESTHER NOJOKO  Cannot be found in the south African White pages 

Account no: 62121956067 This is a new 11 digit code in use in South Africa 
Branch code: 250705 The problem is that this branch code cannot be used with an 11 digit number it gas to have a special branch code  

Swift code: FIRNZAJJ This is fine 

AMOUNT TO BE PAID : 364. 00 Dollar

Once you make the payment notify me by email make sure you will be in
the address you gave to us waiting in 48hours surely you will receive
you cheque with other documents .
Scan the payment slip and send to me. What and give you bank details no way 

We anticipate your soon response

Sincerely
Yours sincerely,
Susan Michael
courier Department Manager,

The next reply from Mr Make Anner

Email title

DECIDED FOR THEM.!!   I don't understand the title at all

Dear NUTTY OPA TYNE

We are going to investigate before the end of today and get back to you as soon as possible, yippee but the only problem I think we are going to fact is there is no way we can send the cheque to except that every courier service because we have an agreement / contract with them. And other thing we cannot decide their charges for them too so that is a big problem. But I will see how to help you, I wonder  how he is going to do that.

Sincerely
MR. MAKE ANNER
Head Winning Claims Dep

Mr Make Anner Again

What will it be this time 

Dear NUTTY
With every indication we have understand you are not ready to claim
your fund, says who can you please send a formal letter of authorization
stating you are not interested.  So the organizers will send it to
South Africa motherless home as unclaimed fund. I did not know homes could be motherless 
For quite some time now your funds had be approved for payment. but you are not doing
anything to claim it. I am trying now the bank are really complaining that they
can no longer holding your funds  the bank wants to give money BACK !!!
since you are not providing an account for them that the lottery board should come and remove it from
their bank. The lottery board would have an account in the bank I would have thought 
Thanks in anticipation of getting money out of me NOT A CHANCE 
Sincerely,  I doubt that 
MR. MAKE ANNER
Head Winning Claims Dept

They want to take my winnings away shock horror!!! 

The Reply 

Dear MR. MAKE ANNER

I am having a problem with your courier service. They will not give me there bank details so the I can transfer the money directly into there bank which will be an instantaneous transfer, the bank tells me. The bank also said that they were trying to overcharge be by quoting a sum of $384 to transfer the money when it should only cost about £30 if I get FedEx to collect the money from their offices. So I have asked then to give me there office address so that I can us this method of collecting my fund.

I am awaiting their reply.


Yours  Nutty

They are getting desperate

Oh dear  they are still falling for this 


Dear N.O.T Fallingforthis

HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU SHOULD USE TO SEND THE MONEY VIA MONEY GRAM OR WESTEN UNION SERVICES:-

MRS. ESTHER NOJOKO
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA  How do you know if this would get to the correct person ?

Please note that Mrs. Esther Nojoko is our Secretary. And the very reason we want you to send the money via Money Gram is because it is faster hence if you use our bank account the money will take well over 7 days   no i can send money to any bank in one working day if required before it would reflect in our account and before then the 72 hours given to you would have expired. but if you still need an account I will send to you .

As soon as you send the money via Money Gram Services, kindly let us have the following information:- (1) THE PIN NUMBER (2) YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS (3) AMOUNT SENT

As soon as we received the delivery bill within 48 hours your cheque will be at the address we received from Mr. Make Anner and you should please reconfirm the address for we cannot be hold responsible in any mistake made by you.

But when the delivery man get to is address he is going to see you to sign that you have received the cheque so you must be around waiting for him .  I don't think it works that way they would try more than once or leave a card saying where to collect from 

Would you believe this address

1. THE BARN, AT THE END OF THE A710, Dumfries

COURIER MAILING METHOD:
SUSAN COURIER SERIVICES

Cost of delivery
Mailing: 189.00 Dollar
VAT 80.00 Dollar            42% VAT we thought it was bad here 
Insurance: 95.00 Dollar  
Total Delivery Cost: 364. 00 Dollar

Yours sincerely,
Susan Michael
courier Department Manager,

My Reply

Dear SusanMichael

I went to the bank today and they informed me that it was not possible to send a money gram 
and could  not find a company called  Westen Union Services. They said money could be transferred into your back account within one working day. 


When I explained what I was trying to do they said that a reputable courier service such as Fed Ex would not charge more that 30 pounds to send a package from South Africa and that $364 was a very expensive. They said that I could arrange to have the package pick up by Fed Ex and pay for the delivery from here. So I will take the banks advice. 



So What I require from you is a contact name  and a full address with a post code from where my money can be collected. I will then send a Fed Ex courier to collect my winnings from  your offices 


Yours 


Nutty

DELIVERY BILL !!

The delivery Bill


Note this was in bold lettering so they may be getting peeved ;-)

Dear N.O.T FALLINGFORTHIS

Here is no way I can send your cheque without receiving my delivery bill and right now I am having your cheque in my office from today being 11/4/12 till 16/4/12 if you did not decide on how to pay I have no other option than returning your cheque to Mr. Make Anner whom we received it from.


Thank


Susan Michael (GM)

My Reply 

Dear Susan Michael

I did say that I would pay cash on delivery or I would pay the money into your bank account if you sent me your bank details, so just give me your bank details and I can pay you the money.


Thanks


N.O.T Fallingforthis